We the P&B really just wanted a 110th post. So our friends the self proclaimed Fish Balls, aka FB, and Pork Chop, PC, will be reviewing this music video. Have fun~ FB: “Oh, we will.”
Is It Poppin’?
So, hai guise. This’ll be our first and only review most likely. So, we didn’t know that Hyuna was a rapper, so we were like “whut” when we saw that. She raps as well as Minho. Which is NAHT rapping. -69/10. Might as well talk you little hoe. SHE LOOKED LIKE A SLUT THE ENTIRE VIDEO. LIKE. WHUT. sorry, back to the song. okay, so it was like a bad attempt to be tropical and shit. What were those random beats for. like. wai. Cube. stahp. Red bowl cut girl. dun eben know her name. She sounded like she had a plugged nose. why are you singing when you’re sick. And that chorus man. Is that wat their mating call(s) sound like? “HEY BOY. HEY BOY” it’s like they want to get domestically violated. That’s not something to make fun of. And those random phone line noises. They had no point in the song. Even in the video, there was like whut, 2 seconds of someone actually on a phone. then BAM sweat on everyone everyone. Also Hyuna had a chipmunk voice. Just me?
Don’t even get me started on the video. Why would anyone dance that like in a jungle. Not eben a jungle. WE SAW THOSE POTTED PLANTS. DON’T TRY TO COVER THAT UP WITH THEM ANGLES. Cube doesn’t want their “stars” to be just domestically violated, but man handled by rabid beasts too. (like that old guy with rippling muscles. Why were you even there, pedo?) Did they film this at Rain Forest Cafe? cause DAYUM. And who was that with the cat ears? Don’t even know. Trying to be like SNSD, that’s all we know. Something we DID appreciate was them hip movement. megusta. wegusta.
This group shouldn’t even be called 4Minute. It should be called “Hyuna & her backup dancers” Sorry not sorry. Every time Hyuna looked at the camera, she had the SAME EXACT facial expression. tryin to be sexy and shit. NOPE. That gurl standing in the water was ASKING to get dem vaginal disease. Where did the fire even come from? “HAY GUISE. THERE’S A FIRE. LET’S POINT.” Hyuna, don’t let your eyebrows fall off. They’re the only good thing going for you. But seriously. That thermometer. If it were to really get to 130 degrees Fahrenheit, them hoes would be melted. Like how our ears melted to this song. SCIENCE, BITCH.
If the parties in South Korea are really like this, i’d rather stay in murrica, land of the free, crib of the brave.