For it is all too often we see the same negative comments and no longer do we have the energy nor the patience to deal with those who are being rude. Therefore this post will be linked as a reply to what we assume will be virtually all of our Negative Nellys out there.
We also hope that by making this specific post, all of our finicky readers will finally understand the one point we have been trying to make: You are not special. You have gotten this link because you all under the umbrella of annoying delusional crazed Koreabos or rude assholes.
For clarification, this post is not really meant for our average reader.
Scenario A: “SHUT UP! You are wrong! (Insert Name) is not (Insert Problem)!!!! F(word) you!!!
Reply A: Please do not curse at us. It is impolite.
Accept the truth.
If you don’t like it don’t read it.
Your anger seems quite pointed; you should analyze the intensity of your reaction to the seriousness of the matter.
Scenario B: “You are a hypocrite! This is not the truth! This is opinion! Good Job! Because I think it is sassy and clever, I am going to give a complement to you, but you know what? I don’t mean it. Ohhhhhhh~ BURN! “
Reply B: You should learn what hypocrite means.
Do not use big words when you don’t understand the context or appropriate time of use.
In addition to learning the meaning of hypocrite, you should learn the meaning of satire.
Oh SHIT! Did you just use sarcasm on us; we really don’t know how to respond. It hurts… So bad. We will never write again. We will go cry in our beds for hours on end…
But what is this? Did we just use that same overplayed and asinine sense of sarcasm that only causes people to become angry from the sheer stupidity and simplicity of this sort of insult?
Assuming that this would affect/shame anyone is pathetic.
To which the question arises: How stupid do you think we are? How stupid are you? We would ask how old we are meant to be, but at no age is this form of a low level insult going to bother any person, past the fact that is stupid.
Scenario C: “blahblah idontusespaces oftenenough nor do i useproper punctuation nobodycan read this because it is a mile long block of neverending and poorly written text with words that dont existblahblah
unlikethis example i couldnt spell a single word right and have completely ignored every rule of the internet because i am lazy and i expect everyone to read this horrid pile of garbage
dont yell at me for not punctuating because if i dont do it then i obviously never learned it in the multitudes of years of schooling i attended because i played on myphoneand slept in english class and the internet is a casual environment where nobody has to understandwhat the hell i am saying because it is mishmosh pileof word trash blahblah”
Reply C: Please use proper English so we can understand your problem with us.
Don’t make excuses for being lazy.
We recommend Google Chrome as a browser, it spell checks as you write. :)
Is this what you write like all the time? If so what grade are you in?
This is sad, are you illiterate?
Scenario D: “Blah Blah I am going to write my very own (Insert post) right here in your comments. While refuting everything you just said and putting my opinions in here while calling your writing dumb. Not trying to be offensive or anything. And also not adding anything of any value whatsoever to anything.”
Reply D: If you want to make a review of something, make your own blog.
Wordpress is a lovely host, and they are free.~
We don’t care at all, not a single iota.
Your “review” is boring, again we don’t care… So we did not even bother finish reading it because it lacked structure, proof, and clarity.
Scenario E: “It really made me sad, what you said about (Insert person/group) was mean. :(“
Reply E: … Really?
If your grasp on reality is this weak, then please we warn you to refrain from reading anything online about anything you like.
Not everyone holds your favorite on a pedestal as you do, so the rest of the world will not be as kind to them as you are.
Be a big (Insert Gender) and learn to accept criticism.
Scenario F: “Wow this is so biased, and now I will rant about why (Insert Person A) is better than (Insert Person B). All while saying that I love the whole group, and we should love the whole group as well. Because forcing my opinions down your throat is the best move from this point on, and I have seen how you react to this but I will continue the quest to change you mind about (Person A), and I think that since I am saying they have a pretty smile you will change your mind about (Person A) completely.”
Reply F: *Please refer to Reply D.
If we just wrote (between 200-1400) words about this person, do you think your poorly constructed reply which is the product of pure rage will really change our minds?
Do you think we care? At all? A single bit? Even just a touch?
Scenario G: “I am going to scream at you and act like the very bad word because I have an opinion and I have the right to express it! You are a child and don’t know how to take criticism, and me being an annoying elitist snob is going to reprimand you for not playing nice with others. Besides I am smarter than you and because I have no sense of humor being such a condescending bitch. And I pick fights with people on the Internet, because I am insane and either am too chicken to insult a person in the real world or I scare every other human being away from me being such a nasty prude. But since I am so self important, you have no right to insult me though I just insulted you. Because I live under the ideal that you should treat others the way that you want to be treated. Now that you have replied just as I wanted because this is the confrontation that I long for, I will say that you are immature for replying. But now I will call you a bitch because you touched a nerve and I do not like that you correctly psychoanalyzed me through only a few messages.”
Reply G: We don’t like you, and we don’t have to.
You’re lucky that you live in a place that lets you have so much freedom, in a Communist country that comment would get you an awful prison cell, because much like a good Communist Dictatorship we don’t give a rat’s ass about your opinion.
Since this is our blog, and you are the visitor, we do not have to let you air your grievances. For (We think this phrase is quite thematic)
And let us clarify, it is not just your opinion we do not care for (it is you as a whole person).
(Oh, we think we sense another theme!) If this bothers you then leave.
Scenario H: “(Insert a reworded simplistic version of what we just blogged about), but you missed this/I think this.
Reply H: Yes Yes, we concur.
Scenario I: “I am illiterate and I chose to either stop reading or selectively read the parts of this post that make me angry. Rage, blah blah (Insert Person/People) is not blah blah, I am only saying this because I have no control of my emotions over a person I have never met. And I did not finish reading the post, in which you said the same nice things about (Insert Person/People) that I am now defending. And I have just wasted both my time and yours with this stupid comment because I am indeed illiterate and cannot read.”
Reply I: Please finish reading the post.
Please do not comment without understanding everything that was written.
*Conditional* We really do not care if you are foreign and didn’t understand this post, for we are sure there are plenty of blogs in your native language to read.
What is even the point of any country spending tax-payer, or god forbid your family’s, money on an education for you if you cannot comprehend strings of words to form a thought and strings of thoughts to form a complete idea.
~P (The Bagel is much too lazy and non-confrontational to fight)
Now since you stuck around for the end…
A fun fact about The Peach.
Never have I commented on another blog.
I have never read another blog.
I know I won’t like what I read, for some reason or another.
And what does this mean? What does this have to do with this FAQ?
This is a nice and easy explanation of how to avoid the things that make you angry, and therefore living a much simpler life.
Why am I sharing this with you?
2 simple reasons: Your annoying/asinine comments are a source of anger in my life not from the words but rather the arrogance behind them, and… Maybe just maybe, this will resonate and maybe you too will stop seeking out confrontation and you too will try to live a more peaceful and serene life.
But I could live with you just leaving us alone.